Pirahna 3DD

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water….the makers of the 2010 cheese-fest, Piranha 3D, have released a sequel that is so bad it never even made it into theaters. It’s easy to see why, and you don’t even have to see the movie. All you need to know is that in the sequel the flesh-eating fish are now running amok inside a giant water park. That’s right, a water park. If you can wrap your head around that idea and still want to see it, then by all means do so. Piranha 3DD isn’t as gory as the film that spawned it; heck it’s not even as funny or as smartly written. There are, however, a few good death scenes and a few chuckles to be found, especially if you watched and liked the first one. If you read the title and think you are going to get 90-minutes of buxom bikini clad babes, then you should look somewhere else. The title, probably the cleverest thing about the sequel, is as fake as the boobs of most of the women in the film.