Tuesday, November 6, 2012

The Uninvited

A fluffy orange cat escapes from a secret medical facility and goes on a killing spree. If you need to read that sentence again before deciding if you want to spend 90-minutes of your time watching this no-budget thriller from Greydon Clark (Satan’s Cheerleaders), because in a lot of ways it’s worse than you can imagine. If you like your movies cheesy, though — after all, the Uninvited is being distributed by the awesome Cheezy Flicks – this is cinema gold. The film stars Alex Cord as a Wall Street swindler named Walter Graham who, with his henchman Mike (George Kennedy), is fleeing to the Cayman Islands to get his ill-gotten loot before the SCE catches him. He cons a bunch of innocent young kids to join him on his yacht to give him additional coverage, and one of them brings along a cat they find in the dumpster at the pier. What follows is an hour of outrageous – and ineptly filmed – violence as the cat, and the creature that lives inside him, start killing the people in the yacht. It’s awful, and awfully fun to watch.

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